In a large bowl, place 3 unrelated thoughts, separated from a swiss cheese brain. Whip into frenzy, then add a dash of confusion and beat until stiff peaks form. Set aside.
In saucepan mix strength and courage, with a pinch of stubbornness. Let boil over medium heat stirring constantly until mixture forms a hard ball; then remove from heat and pout into large bowl, in a fine stream beating constantly until glossy.
When beaten well add a teaspoon of insanity, along with a touch of impatience. Then spread unevenly in oblong pan then try to wait until cool.