Recipe for Disaster

In a large bowl, place 3 unrelated thoughts, separated from a swiss cheese brain. Whip into frenzy, then add a dash of confusion and beat until stiff peaks form. Set aside. In saucepan mix strength and courage, with a pinch of stubbornness. Let boil over medium heat stirring constantly until mixture forms a hard ball; then remove from heat and pout into large bowl, a fine stream beating constantly until glossy. When beaten well add a teaspoon of insanity, along with a touch of impatience. Then spread unevenly into an oblong pan and try to wait until cool. © 6/3/2010  M Suzanne Wyatt, All rights reserved